Store FUN Costumes Men’S Police Officer Mustache

Sweet Stache

That Mustache Is Impressive, Bro—Oops, We Mean Sir. You’Re A Police Officer, Not A Surfer Dude. We Don’T Mean To Be Disrespectful But That Glorious Mustache Is All We Can Focus On! We’Ve Never Seen Anything Like It. We Can’T Take Our Eyes Off It. Hold On, Can We Give It A Tug? Nevermind, That’D Be Weird… Not Just Because You’Re An Officer Of The Law. That’S Probably A Weird Ask For Anyone… Unless You Don’T Mind? Ruminate On It For A While Then Get Back To Us. We Get It; It’S Kind Of Weird Having A Civilian In Awe Of Your Mustache But We Just Can’T Help It. The Normal Folk Couldn’T Muster A Mustache Anywhere Near That Magnitude.

Of Course, Whether You’Re A True And Blue Police Officer Or Looking To Look Like One, You Can Have A Profound ‘Stache Just Like This And It Won’T Take Months To Grow.

Design & Details

The Police Officer Mustache Accessory Is All You Need. Slap It On Your Upper Lip And Get Ready For The Public To Be Amazed By Your Faux Facial Hair. (But Revealing Its A Fake Accessory Isn’T Necessary. Always Keep ‘Em Guessing!) The Police Officer Mustache Is A Made By Us Accessory So It’S Created From High-Quality Materials. The Accessory Safely Adheres To The Skin Via A Sticky Adhesive.