Perfect For Candy, It Is
When Luke Skywalker Was A Child, He Hardly Got Any Candy At All. He Lived Way Out In The Boonies, So The Houses Were Too Far Apart To Get Any Large Amount Of Candy. If He Did Convince Uncle Owen To Make The Journey All The Way Into Mos Eisley Spaceport, He Still Had To Outcompete All The Other Local Kids As Well As The Scummy Villains Of The Port Themselves, Who Didn’T Mind Stealing Candy From Children.
That’S Why, When He Was Older, He Took Grogu Out To All The Best Neighborhoods Of Coruscant. He Always Made Sure That Grogu Dressed In His Normal Clothes Because He Was Already So Cute In Them! People Just Loved Oohing And Aweing Over Him, But For Some Reason They Refused To Stop Calling Him Baby Yoda. In Any Case, They Would Bring In So Much Candy Each Year That They Couldn’T Eat It All!
This Is The Way… To Candy
Though You Might Not Be As Successful At Trick-Or-Treating As The Literal Cutest Being In The Galaxy, You Can At Least Make Out Like A Bandit With This Cool Bag! The Reusable, Artfully-Designed Bag Shows Both The Titular Mandalorian And Baby Yoda, Which Is A Sure Way To Get A Few Extra Pieces Of Candy From Us. We Can’T Promise That You’Ll Fill The Whole Thing Up, But You Can Be Sure That The Force Will Be With You!
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