Arach-No-File
As Halloween Experts, We Pride Ourselves On Being Able To Handle Lots Of Scary Things. Towering Terrors Staring At Us From The Corner? No Problem! Plug That Bad Boy In And Let Them Join Every Conversation About Which Is Creepier, Demons Or Santa. Haunted Houses? Obviously! We Know Every Tip And Trick To Make Yours Great Because We’Ve Tried Them Ourselves. Possessed Dolls? We Made One Of Our Own! Wicked Witches, That Must Be The Original Reason To Stay Out Of The Forest? We Have A Few Advising Us On How To Conjure The Next Great Costume. Even Clowns Stopped Phasing Our Most Squeamish Cohorts.
Then We Ordered A Bunch Of These Small Spider Pairs, And We’Ve All Caught A Case Of Arachnophobia That Has Us Longing To See Them Skitter Right Back Out Of Here!
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We Can’T Squish Them, So We’Re Hoping You’Ll Offer These Eight-Legged Creeps A Cozy Place To Call Home. See, We’Ve Tried To Convince Ourselves They’Re Not So Bad. They Don’T Move. Their Legs And Bulbous Bottoms Are Made Of Plastic. And Their Eyes Are Simply Painted Red To Look Evil. Goodness, They Even Come As A Packaged Deal, Which Means They’Re A Bonded Duo—Maybe Looking To Own A Nest To Raise A Family. They’Re Just A Little Too Realistic For Us To Grow Friendly Toward.
More The Merrier
So, What Do You Say? Take A Pair Of Small Spiders Or Two Off Our Hands? We Know They’Ll Be Happy On A Cotton Web Or Even Left To Stare Blankly From A Dusty Bookshelf. At Least, Much Happier Than They Are Here, Where Not A Soul Claims To Be An Arachnophile.
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