Shop FUN Costumes Blind Mice Costume Kit

Some Really Blind Mice…

Nursery Rhymes Often Have Bizarrely Dark Origins And The Cuter The Rhyme, The Darker It Seems To Get! There Is The Idea Of The Three Blind Mice. This Sing-Songy Little Diddy Is Rough Enough As It Is Thanks To Visually Impaired Rodents Getting On The Wrong Track And Ultimately Carved Apart With Knives.

But, Then When You Realize That It Has Some Historical Precedence About Folks Who Wanted To Change Up The Monarchy And… Well… Let’S Just Say That Queen Mary Went Quite A Bit Further Than The Farmer’S Wife Did!

Design & Details

Fortunately, Time And Fashion Let Us Change Up How We View All Sorts Of Things And Our Design Team Are Ready To Give The Blind Mice A Second Chance! With This Exclusive Blind Mice Costume Kit, You’Ll Have An Adorable Set Of Velvet Ears On A Headband, A Bendable Black Velvet Tail, And Some Classic Sunglasses And A Breakaway Cane. These Accessories Will Help You Blend Into Any Visually-Impaired Look Or Add Some Mouse Fun To Your Daily Life!

Just Avoid The Farmers

When You’Re Living The High Life As An Esteemed And Respected Blind Mouse, You’Ll Be Able To Get Away With A Whole Lot Of Fun. Just Watch Out For Certain Types Of Folks Who Might Want To Give Chase With Carving Knives, Either Way. No Sense In Repeating The End Of That Spooky Rhyme!