To The Victor Goes The Spoils
Hooray, You’Re The New Ruler Of The Land! Perhaps You Inherited The Title When Your Parent Gave It Up, Or Maybe You Won It By Conquering The Former Monarch. Doesn’T Matter. What Does Matter Is What You’Re Planning To Do With All Of The Gold In Your New Treasury. Will You Commission A Life-Size Statue Of Yourself? Have It Made Into A Leafy Crown? Anything Goes!
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You’Ll Feel Positively Majestic When You’Re Wearing This Exclusive Deluxe Gold Leaf Costume Crown! The Fabric-Wrapped Wire Circlet Is Decorated All Around Its Circumference With Shiny, Gold-Tone Fabric Leaves. The Accessory Is One Size Fits All.
All Hail
Wearing A Crown Just Makes You Carry Yourself A Little Taller And Speak With More Authority. It May Also Inspire Others To Defer To Your Lead. We Are Having S’Mores Tonight Because The King Says So. But Don’T Be Too Overbearing. That’S What Got Caesar Stabbed.
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