Too Much Fame?
Do You Ever Wonder If The Grim Reaper Ever Gets Tired Of The Screaming And General Panic That Always Accompanies His Appearance? Maybe The Guy Just Wanted To Have A Nice Toasted Coconut Mocha At This Overpriced Coffeehouse, But Now The Other Patrons Are Crying And Fainting And Bribing Him For Just Three More Years. It’S A Lot To Deal With. You Might Wonder Why The Reaper Doesn’T Swap His Trademark Scythe For Something Less Obvious – Like A Deadly Pocket Square, Or A Poisoned Nail File. One Look At His Blade Will Tell You The Answer: It’S Too Cool To Trade For A Newer Model!
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Feast Your Eyes On Our Exclusive Grim Reaper Scythe – It May Be Your Last Sight! Just Kidding. It Doesn’T Have Any Kind Of Power Other Than The Power Of Coolness! The Sinuously Twisted Handle Is Molded To Look Like Ancient Wood, And Is Topped With An Amazingly Detailed Skull-Head Blade.
Underworld’S Best Dressed
You’Ll Be The Toast Of Any Halloween Gathering To Which You Bring This Blade! Especially When You’Re Friends Realize That You Haven’T Come To Claim Their Souls. It’S Good Manners Not To Reap At A Party.
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