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Inhabiting An Immortal Body Just Isn’T As Great As Some Would Have You Believe. Just Ask This Old Bone. We Did. And As Cool As Being Impervious To Injury, Hunger, And Sleep Deprivation, It Sounds Like A Dull Time. Without The Need To Sleep, You’Re Stuck In The Dark For At Least Half A Day—Winter Is The Worst! Having No Stomach Or Tongue Means You’Ll Never Taste The Dynamic Flavors Of Your Favorite Food. And, Well, Actually, There Are Few Downsides To Surviving Most Injuries. But Outliving Every Other Living Thing Pretty Much Guarantees You Find Yourself Bored And Alone A Lot. We Don’T Dig That!
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Show This Immortal You Have A Good Head On Your Shoulders When You Welcome This Life-Sized Animated Hanging Skull Halloween Decoration Home! Your Kind Gesture Will Be Rewarded By Their Lively Spirit Hanging Around With Your Spooky Halloween Decor. And, Though They Don’T Have A Stomach, This Bony Fellow Needs A Healthy Diet Of Batteries To Get Their Eyes Alight With Life Again. Then, With Their Appetite Curbed, They’Re Sure To Be Ready To Chat About Their Lifetime Of Experience. Or, At Least, Cause A Few Delighted Trick-Or-Treaters To Shriek When They’Re Greeted By The Floating Prop!
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